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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4510
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About zinoxity : Hi there ! I forgot the password to my original account so don't mind the strange username. Haha.

Feel free to message me if you want to have a conversation or if you need someone to talk to. I love to talk and interact with other people. Making new friends is always fun. :D

zinoxity's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - 15 hours ago<b>hallieee</b> - yesterday at 2:58am<b>ExpectNeo</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 11:07pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:37pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:14am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:51pm<b>tranpauline</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:10am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:12pm<b>Shartie</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:20am<b>jefftheguy123</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 7:16am<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:41am<b>kayayye</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:24am<b>sinistire</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 1:17pm<b>lolhailsatan</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 6:53am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 2:57am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:30pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:50pm

Fucked!<b>hallieee</b> - yesterday at 8:58am<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:57pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:07am<b>kayayye</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:24am<b>sinistire</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:57pm<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 5:12pm<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:22am<b>Scrambled</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:35am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 1:29pm<b>jillylamb</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 12:12am<b>me134e</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:43am<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:39am<b>analise1998</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>guther_unicorn</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 8:12am<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 3:15am<b>JoyAda</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 11:19pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 5:43am

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zinoxity's favorite FMLs

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

#21499273
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (7882)

On 12/02/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Nightbird827 (man) -

Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10617) - you deserved it (31422)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (6718)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (6149)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

#21421148
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (2143)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

#21250632
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38304) - you deserved it (3430)

On 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46742) - you deserved it (29816)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39236) - you deserved it (19183)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45036) - you deserved it (13208)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML

#21040870
168 comments

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44962) - you deserved it (8371) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments


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