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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    91%
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    20%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    42%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
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    15%
  • 50 quality comments

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    58%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    7%
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Bigdaddyeric's favorite FMLs

Meanwhile, at Harvard…

By 552220000 - / Friday 14 June 2019 22:00 /
By thanks guys - / Sunday 7 April 2019 00:00 /
By Nylo - / Monday 29 January 2018 01:30 /

17 Grammy Tweets From Last Night That Were Funnier Than The Grammy's Themselves

The 2018 Grammy’s were last night, and they were known for being one of the least funny ones yet. Major FML. But at least there is the Internet, where people have always got something to say.

By Nadine - / Monday 29 January 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

People Are Cutting Up Their Poops And The Rest of Us Are Horrified

Have you ever laid a turd so large and firm that you had to cut it before flushing? If you have, rest assured you are in good company. For everyone else, you can thank this reddit thread for exposing the shockingly common occurrence of the “poop knife.”

By Nina - / Monday 15 January 2018 22:00 / France - Paris