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by Anonymous / 12/05/2014 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
by WickedLittleDoll / 12/01/2014 at 11:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by uterurist / 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
by boo / 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, like usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML
by dogdays / 11/09/2014 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
by The Selfie Parent / 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Kids
by Halloween Fail / 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids