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Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML
by If IQs could be negative... / 12/26/2014 at 2:28pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
by monster in law. / 12/17/2014 at 2:35am / United States / Love
by justjoking / 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm / United States / Work
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
by lateralligator / 12/12/2014 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by duncan74 / 12/09/2014 at 10:23pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/05/2014 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
by WickedLittleDoll / 12/01/2014 at 11:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by uterurist / 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
by boo / 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love