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  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3200
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About wondercat40 : Hey! If you ever need to let off steam or anything or talk about thing, feel free to message me about it! I won't judge, and I don't bite!

wondercat40's page activity

Visits<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:12pm<b>EnderHorse</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:00pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:51pm<b>whatwhy427</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 4:47pm<b>awhit</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 3:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 11:43pm<b>xChaos</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 12:29pm<b>cumsponge</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 5:59am<b>ABlindMan</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 2:25pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 8:08am<b>xXTheRichKingXx</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 11:22pm<b>journeyboots</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 6:47pm<b>smeegle</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 7:36pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 12:08am<b>TyrantOverSeer</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 9:41pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 12:20am<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:23pm

Fucked!<b>xChaos</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 4:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 11:32am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:20am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 7:01am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:28pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 3:26pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:01pm<b>xRiverSongx</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 5:29am<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:36pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:55am<b>HAMY</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:41am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 12:28am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:42am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:58pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:58pm<b>MichelleMaBelle</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 7:44pm<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:46am<b>stingfish101</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:48am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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wondercat40's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

by wondercat40 / 04/24/2014 at 5:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML

by kittykat798 / 04/16/2014 at 8:00pm / United Kingdom (Dundee City) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

by Ticklish / 04/13/2014 at 5:33am / United States (Iowa) / Love

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

by Vampprobs / 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

by Ohgodmother / 02/28/2014 at 4:06am / Australia (Tasmania) / Kids

Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML

by ashleylynn17 / 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm / Miscellaneous

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

by cjgreer70 / 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Animals

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 3:50pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

by anon / 12/27/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous