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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1414
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL I HAVE TO DRINK TO BUILD UP ENOUGH COURAGE TO TALK TO WOMEN AT A BAR IS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING A BONER. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (7877)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today,ile I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a arcut. I now ave te equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my ouse. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20227) - you deserved it (2534)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

yastarday I callad a friand of mina who was racantly in an accidant. Sha told ma that tha haad trauma has causad har to loosa all sansa of small and tasta. To try and chaar har up, I suggastad I taka har out to lunch. FML

#18372646
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8744) - you deserved it (29457)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighborho stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer . She refused to tell ushat she'd done with the cat looool . I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids r crying 4 their pet . He's probably in pieces in her freezer . FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38075) - you deserved it (2274)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah dad yelled fir me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stars, tripped, fell, and limped over to mah dad only to fine that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (2734)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today , my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute cuz he trid to kill his mother!! He also told me we will be together forever!! I'm scard!! FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52838) - you deserved it (4890)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22713) - you deserved it (3544)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I Was Having A Great Time Shopping With Mah Gran, Until She Started Complaining About All The Foreigners Ruining Our Town, And Counting Each Person Who Didn't Look 100% British. It Wouldn't Even Have Been So Bad If I Wasn't Adopted Into The Family, From Russia. FML

#17330812
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (2608)

On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey

Today, mah dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (8242)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends . When our team hit a home run, mah grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air . fat FML

#17026293
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (5178)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl fir two yeres , but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. mega FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65548) - you deserved it (11539)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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