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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1676
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

#20123737
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8386) - you deserved it (25575)

On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29222) - you deserved it (5157)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

#19972809
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18429) - you deserved it (3940)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22613) - you deserved it (2535)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (26671)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (7883)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (2743)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (5522)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45477) - you deserved it (4921)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

#18372646
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9505) - you deserved it (31304)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38107) - you deserved it (2277)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (2737)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52917) - you deserved it (4896)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China



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