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by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML
by lexii / 05/05/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Animals
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
by aprilmay91 / 03/11/2012 at 8:38am / United States / Work
by LadyGore / 02/19/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
by cieee / 02/13/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
by dullstuff / 07/21/2011 at 8:34am / Belgium (Liege) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 6:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by Taylor / 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by nataliepaige / 07/19/2011 at 12:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by RobinBunny713 / 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
by xBubbles38 / 07/18/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Kids
- Today, for her birthday my girlfriend wanted a night of long steamy sex. But her rarely being so in… Today, I received an aggressive voicemail from a date asking why I was late. We were due to meet at… Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my…