About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML
by Thatgirl112 / 09/07/2016 at 11:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by failedparenting / 09/07/2016 at 12:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by ripped / 09/07/2016 at 10:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by limegreenpoopie / 09/06/2016 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
by Rosie / 09/06/2016 at 8:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML
by CoA / 09/06/2016 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Ihatemyfamily / 09/05/2016 at 5:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my roommate gave us an hour's notice that she'd be babysitting her 4 youngest siblings in our apartment for an unspecified time. After hours of them running around, intruding, breaking things and one severely injuring himself on our furniture, it turns out they are staying the night. FML
by colibricorolla / 09/04/2016 at 2:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by whoops / 09/02/2016 at 10:49am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
by guh / 08/31/2016 at 11:54am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML
by lkvetched / 08/30/2016 at 1:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Xtrafresh / 08/30/2016 at 12:42pm / Netherlands / Animals
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
by spaghett / 08/29/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a point of talking to our parachute riggers, and thanking them for all they do. Today is also the first day I had to pull my reserve chute because my main chute didn't open correctly. FML
by rickjameson / 08/29/2016 at 6:19am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome… Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so… Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a…