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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 September 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15562
  • Number of comments : 713
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29375) - you deserved it (13410)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34628) - you deserved it (3336)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by bittenbyadonkey (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48418) - you deserved it (5706)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15571) - you deserved it (22352)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43561) - you deserved it (27982) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML


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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73549) - you deserved it (3947)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34181) - you deserved it (6588)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by cloud7 -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33791) - you deserved it (7816)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26413) - you deserved it (22068)

On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29853) - you deserved it (11060)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katybaby (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36168) - you deserved it (7607)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17108) - you deserved it (25369)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28832) - you deserved it (4913)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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