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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 June 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1203
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About trulypar : I've been married over 21 years to my high school sweetheart. I'm a mom of three and grandma to one. Any other questions you can ask me in a message...😊

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Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML


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On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML


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On 05/27/2015 at 9:28pm - misc - by drivingmecrazy - United States (California)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, someone lost a support beam on the highway. My car found it. FML

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML


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On 02/12/2015 at 12:23pm - misc - by ahhhhhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML


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On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, I spent an hour painstakingly disassembling my antique mirror after discovering a stack of papers behind the back board. I finally got hold of one corner, and pulled out - a newspaper from 2007 and instructions for an IKEA bed. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by TukTuk (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML


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On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML


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On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

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