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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tragicnightmare : FMLs make my day. I love music. don't message me I won't reply. Avril Lavigne is my idol. I also love Sum 41, Lights, Marianas Trench, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Faber Drive, Fighting For Ithaca, and others as well

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Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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