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tj4234

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5205
  • Number of comments : 1254
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About tj4234 : I like guitar, motorcycles and martial arts.

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http://diomhaireachd.wordpress.com/

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tj4234's favorite FMLs

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50882) - you deserved it (5269)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

#17431437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31557) - you deserved it (2916)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35512) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

#17425463
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34950) - you deserved it (6457)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

#17424598
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29645) - you deserved it (2496)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

#17423512
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32752) - you deserved it (3719)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

#17421184
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40950) - you deserved it (8664)

On 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm - animals - by Zoe Avila - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

#17418352
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38806) - you deserved it (5696)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

#17418334
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35211) - you deserved it (7053)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37647) - you deserved it (4316)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53755) - you deserved it (5013)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

#17415513
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43405) - you deserved it (4066)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25869) - you deserved it (3839)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56905) - you deserved it (3855)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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