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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8396
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thebestintheworl : i Love: Marilyn Manson, BOTDF, Motionless In White, The Shield(WWE Tag Team) ,CM Punk, Mike Kuza, Pokémon, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Marilyn Manson, Motionless In White, In This Moment, KUZA, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Escape The Fate, A Day To Remember, Asking Alexandria, Blink 182, Green Day, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pop Evil, VolBeat, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Rush, Good Charlotte, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace And Seether. And I LOVE Marilyn Manson ( And Twiggy.)! I Find Marilyn Manson, Dahvie & Jayy, Dita Von Teese, Twiggy Ramirez, Josh Balz, Chris Motionless, Ricky Horror, Mike Kuza, Angelo Parente, Ryan Sitkowski, Devin Ghost Sola, Maria Brink, Matt Shultz, Brandon Rage, CM Punk, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Norman Reedus & Batista Sexy. and I'm An Atheist.

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Today, ma boyfriend said we can't ave sex wit te ligt on anymore. He said e can never finis cuz te face I makeen I orgasm makes im laug. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39559) - you deserved it (25438)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

2day I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the yeres. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

#21216856
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41112) - you deserved it (5195)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm - misc - by Oldhouse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take mah cat to the vet!! On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto mah chest, and howl in mah face as I tried to drive down the highway!! I ended up with stitches and still got charged fir missing mah cat's appointment!! FML

#21216576
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40198) - you deserved it (5415)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, a grown man yelld at me because he'd been waiting fir 15 minutes and still hadn't been seatd or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. real FML

#21203953
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44414) - you deserved it (3673)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt sop, an elderly woman gladly announced tat I'd be seieng a lot of er due to te vaginal infection tat se as. Tank u fir tat, ma'am. FML

#21203678
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41971) - you deserved it (3819)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at mah football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from mah teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. mega FML

#21203602
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37771) - you deserved it (17668)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (17467)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

TODAY , MAH VIBRATOR WAS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET IT. I WAS ALSO TOO LAZY TO DO IT MANUALLY. IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MYSELF FOR TOO LONG. FML

today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40633) - you deserved it (8162)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I Couldn't Find Mah Vibrator. After Searching For An Hour I Decided To Ask Mah Husband. He Quickly Shook His Head No. We've Been Married For Ten Years. I Knowhen He's Lying. FML

#21190761
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46123) - you deserved it (9774)

On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , at mah sister's wedding , I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it , I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of mah hands , screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

#21187114
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40418) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by sadbuttrue. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got te same feeling in my cesten I orgasmed asen I it a ard section in Guitar Hero. FML

#21187067
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37032) - you deserved it (7473)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... friend excitedly told me about the number of guysho are romantically interestd in her. I realizd how pathetic life ishen all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML

#21186709
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40881) - you deserved it (5027)

On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, our dishwasher door broke!! My mom made me sit there fir an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work!! FML

Yesterday , moter cummd over to ceck on new kittenile I was at work. Se took a video of te kitten playing on bd and climbing on nigtstand. Rigt on top of vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if se noticd or not but se's certainly been sowing te video around. FML

#21182483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44665) - you deserved it (13895)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States



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