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Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML


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On 11/29/2014 at 2:45pm - work - by gotta euthanize em all (man) - Canada

Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML


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On 01/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by MM - United States (Maine)

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