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thatonechick227
  • Town/Country : rome, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (420262)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266426) - you deserved it (49533)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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