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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2349
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24752) - you deserved it (3319)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window!! Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, an I was standing in front of it!! FML

#19636486
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (3120)

On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I started the job of mah dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (4091)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

TODAY... I CAMA DOWN WITH FOOD POISONING OF SOMA SORT. AFTAR HOURS OF SCRAMBLING TO THA TOILAT TO VOMIT AND AMPTY MY BOWALS... MY THRAA-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR GOT FAD UP AND IS NOW TRYING TO POTTY-TRAIN MA. FML

#19511225
96 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, ma mum bougt a pone. Since teacing er ow to text, I ave receivd 27 messages, repeatedly saying te word "penis". real FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22017) - you deserved it (4194)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I ASKED MY MOM IF SHE COULD BUY ME SOME ANTI-NAUSEA MEDICINE!! SHE SAID, "YOU JUST HAVE A STOMACH ACHE!! IT'S NOT LYK YOU'RE THROWING UP." AS SHE SAID IT, I THREW UP EVERYTHING BUT MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!! SHE STILL WOULDN'T GET ANY MEDICINE!! FML

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

#19117009
322 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

my family startd thier own version of the Hunger Games . With farts as thier ammo, they've been tackling an gassing everyone until thier victim "dies" by surrendering . My house is a flatulent war zone, an I fear waking up blind . mega FML

#19109077
144 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and fakd being stood up, just so I could eat there breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36230) - you deserved it (5591)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today , someone peed in mah physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (4846)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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