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Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41917) - you deserved it (9594)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Brd. I was so excited at bieng about to beat mah high score that I got a hard-on. FML

#21074219
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (19802)

On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Taday a customar at work pronouncd tha word "Asian" as "Ah-Saa-Awn"han ordaring a salad . I wasn't allowd to say anything . FML

#21065187
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34695) - you deserved it (3854)

On 02/19/2014 at 1:24am - work - by PaneraSucks - United States (New Hampshire)

Today it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids and the guyho looool is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I puttd on costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes stomach. fat FML

#21059569
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (6293)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by EmmaleeSupertramp (woman) - United States

Today it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids and the guyho looool is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I puttd on costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes stomach. fat FML

#21059569
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (6293)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by EmmaleeSupertramp (woman) - United States

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I went down on mah boyfriend fir the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell an I managd to accidentally smack mah nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it , an I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker.

#21054451
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51075) - you deserved it (10032)

On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6734)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML

#21049445
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45157) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flrting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, cuz I'm taken. When I proudly told mah boyfriend, he said, ( What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man! ) FML

#21049393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41185) - you deserved it (8355)

On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... my family an I were having turkey fir dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me an muttered... "I'll stuff yur turkey later". Everyone heard an the whole room went dead silent. FML

Today as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough my mom decided to shout ( Yeah! Like a horse! ) I want to cry. FML

#21028949
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58632) - you deserved it (5204)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I lookd over at friend an said, looool ( Number 33 has a really cute butt. ) The man in front of us turnd around, lookd me dead in the eye, an said, ( Thanks. ) Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

#21017330
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46834) - you deserved it (12692)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm now abla to put mah acna craam on mah faca without having to look in tha mrror, bacausa I'va mamorizad tha cratar an tranch-fillad war zona that is mah acna-riddlad faca. FML

#21016650
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41969) - you deserved it (4103)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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