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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decidd that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he trid something new: popping one of the pimple on my neck!! When I reactd in horror, all he could say was, ( It lookd pretty..!! ) fat FML

#21134831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47085) - you deserved it (4319)

On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, an old man wantd to give me a tip fir bagging his groceries. He slippd some money as deep into mah pocket as he could, stroking mah thigh fir a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile an winkd before walking away. real FML

#21134110
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41684) - you deserved it (4125)

On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.

#21133607
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38802) - you deserved it (5727)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was glud to the toilet all day , gushing fountains of crap , due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

#21130490
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41359) - you deserved it (10525)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah girlfriend informd me that during the night, I shot up in bd and whimperd terefully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decidd to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. mega FML

#21124489
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (4683)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day after beating myself up 4 bieng useles an bieng able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

#21124429
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36979) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)

2day I was taking te bus to work, wen a man sat down beside me. Te guy was nuttier tan Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and ad a face like a sovel and te worst met mout I've ever seen. I ad to sit tere 4 ages wile e frantically muttered to imself and picked at looool ma air. FML

#21123602
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35387) - you deserved it (4962)

On 04/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by fuckingfloridahowihatethee (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY MAH LITTLE BROTHER PUTTED A BATTERY TO MAH TONGUE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH MAH MOUTH OPEN. THE SHOCK FOUND ITS WAY RIGHT TO MAH METAL FILLING. FML

#21123309
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42916) - you deserved it (3706)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

2day the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. mega FML

#21121912
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42671) - you deserved it (3548)

On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

Today, ma graat-grandmotar uttarad ta prasa, "Just cuz I'm gray up ara, doasn't maan I'm gray down tara!" FML

#21120495
105 comments

Today, mah drug addict of a roommate convincd herself mah rd kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, an looool hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52608) - you deserved it (4013)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML



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