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by shelookslikemiley / 09/23/2014 at 8:48am / Australia / Geek
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
by tbree / 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML
by Diachronic / 09/12/2014 at 4:05am / United States (Idaho) / Work
by onlywantuanyway / 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm / Intimacy
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by ihatejasonderulo / 09/02/2014 at 11:32am / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Intimacy
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
by MLeguillon / 09/01/2014 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
by fuck you, tasha / 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/24/2014 at 5:19pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…