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shadow2903
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About shadow2903 : Hey I'm Lexi, I'm 16 and live in gorgeous Seattle, prettiest city in the Pacific Northwest :) I always make time to check out FML, there are some truly tragic/hilarious/stupid stories here that I never tire of reading. hmu! :)

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Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

#21097985
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (5589)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher told us at least 7 different stories about his cat, Jeremy, and how much he eats. And he wonders why we never get anything done in his class. FML

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68 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - animals - by alicia75 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

#21056009
89 comments

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On 02/10/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by aarong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
101 comments

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML

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84 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

#20933080
53 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
336 comments

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
215 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

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173 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

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162 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
136 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)



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