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About saxoBEAST57 : I'm gamer and musician. I play the tenor saxophone, soprano saxophone, clarinet, and flute. My favorite games are Call Of Duty (all of them), Battlefield, etc. (more of the FPS games. I'm for both Sony and Microsoft. And I like to spend time with my family. :)
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Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
Friday 5 February 2016