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About saxoBEAST57 : I'm gamer and musician. I play the tenor saxophone, soprano saxophone, clarinet, and flute. My favorite games are Call Of Duty (all of them), Battlefield, etc. (more of the FPS games. I'm for both Sony and Microsoft. And I like to spend time with my family. :)

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Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 1:16am - intimacy - by CatBlock (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML


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On 12/02/2013 at 10:42pm - love - by rock'n roller (man) -

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, when she reached over and twisted my nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. FML


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On 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm - misc - by SoreNips (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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