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roza043's favorite FMLs
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ouch. / 12/08/2012 at 5:44am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love
by AllegroRubato / 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Intimacy
by SpLo0gIeR / 02/13/2012 at 10:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
by Pop_Pies / 09/03/2009 at 9:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
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