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About rguitarfreak16 : I'm a country girl ♥ fishin, muddin, drinkin, and riding my horses is my life. oh, and my dear hubby of course :) I am blessed to have a wonderful career where I can grow and be successful. please feel free to message me at any time!! I'm always on here.

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TODAY, I CALLED AUTO INSURANCE COMPANY TO TRY TO GET SOME DISCOUNTS AND LOWER RATE. I ENDED UP ADDING $30 TO MONTHLY PAYMENT. FML

#21021391
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (13039)

On 01/08/2014 at 2:03pm - money - by Can2 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML

#20184451
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16492) - you deserved it (2265)

On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

yesterday I applied 4 a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, u would never have an affair with her." FML

#20109957
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26455) - you deserved it (1754)

On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope u kept the receipt." FML

#20106911
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (3997)

On 10/08/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by juliette (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, boyfriend invitd me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realizd this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

#20068225
111 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Iguana (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, Instead Of Staying Home, I Took An Hour-long Bus Ride In The Middle Of The Night To Girlfriend's Place Cuz On The Phone She Said, "I Desperately Need Your Body Right Now" . It Turned Out She Was Just Cold . She Is Also On Her Period . FML

#20037577
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16726) - you deserved it (31498)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Rotarius (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I visited doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told mom. She told me to come home less often. mega FML

#19481808
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you deserved it (2616)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (9334)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man cummd in telling me that he had not receivd his hamburger. I lookd at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32647) - you deserved it (3497)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)



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