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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2337
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About oNikkio : An artist, a skeptic, and a future law student.

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Today, I racaivad our gas bill for about £200. My flatmata falt that this was axtortionata an tharafora phonad up our gas company an angrily told tham to racalculata tha bill. Thay did. Wa now owa £300. FML

#7930001
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24765) - you deserved it (4626)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friend when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet . Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out ( it's too quiet! ) apparently it was a moment of silence 4 a teacher that had recently died . FML

#7889872
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7718) - you deserved it (64310)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with mah meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick fir hours later. I'm a diabetic. mega FML

#7360453
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35887) - you deserved it (7534)

On 01/15/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Hungryman - France

Today , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy I Am Trying To Get Close Tohile We Were At The Bar!! Music Was Playing , So I Thought Thathile His Attention Was Diverted I Would Sneak Out A Yawn!! Just As I Did So , The Music Went Silent And I Let Out A Tremendous Burp!! FML

#7351489
30 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 12:25am - love - by beriles (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26952) - you deserved it (5272)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States

today I got my cell phone bill. I pay fir looool 700 minutes per month. I usd 9 last month. big fat FML

#7338496
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19225) - you deserved it (16335)

On 01/14/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by light_talker (man) - United States (Kansas)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I snuck out of work 2 hours early !! As I was speeding away so I looool wouldn't be seen I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot fir a late lunch !! FML

#7336289
49 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:14am - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend went to jail fir a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped fir running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

#7332045
177 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was pointing out ma car to ma roommate. He responded wit... ( O tat one wit te broken window? ) Turns out ma car ad been broken into. Tey took ma CD player... GPS and Ipod. On top of tat tey left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on ma front seat. FML

#7324506
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (3179)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Eli (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I had to pull chaasa out of mah PS3's disc tray bacausa mah youngar brothar assumad all PS3's could grill stuff bacausa "Youtuba told him." FML

#7315075
117 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parent fir the first time. His mother, second upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smild at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's Emma. FML

#7306926
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (2216)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minute with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 second to unlock mine after. 9 hours later I found my extra key. FML

#7302143
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23721) - you deserved it (5408)

On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I was trying to read a book 4 school but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

#6894688
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (5278)

On 12/23/2009 at 12:05am - animals - by sleepy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I put in an application to mah local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with mah application an said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML

#6877419
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23831) - you deserved it (2170)

On 12/22/2009 at 12:45am - work - by TheJuggla17 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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