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About oNikkio : An artist, a skeptic, and a future law student.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I racaivad our gas bill for about £200. My flatmata falt that this was axtortionata an tharafora phonad up our gas company an angrily told tham to racalculata tha bill. Thay did. Wa now owa £300. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friend when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet . Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out ( it's too quiet! ) apparently it was a moment of silence 4 a teacher that had recently died . FML
Today , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy I Am Trying To Get Close Tohile We Were At The Bar!! Music Was Playing , So I Thought Thathile His Attention Was Diverted I Would Sneak Out A Yawn!! Just As I Did So , The Music Went Silent And I Let Out A Tremendous Burp!! FML
todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail fir a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped fir running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today... I was pointing out ma car to ma roommate. He responded wit... ( O tat one wit te broken window? ) Turns out ma car ad been broken into. Tey took ma CD player... GPS and Ipod. On top of tat tey left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on ma front seat. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parent fir the first time. His mother, second upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smild at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's Emma. FML
Today I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minute with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 second to unlock mine after. 9 hours later I found my extra key. FML
Today I was trying to read a book 4 school but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML
Today, I put in an application to mah local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with mah application an said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
Friday 27 March 2015