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by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 3:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by scammed / 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my mom bitched me out for not driving my little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash my tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML
by hope they slash you next, mom / 08/29/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
by IronSkye / 08/29/2013 at 6:55am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Kids
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
by sorejecteditmakesmewannacry / 08/29/2013 at 6:44am / Love
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 5:38am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
by marryinghimanyway / 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Kannachan13 / 08/28/2013 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by notsolucky / 08/28/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by still together / 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by DefinitelyNotDogshit / 08/28/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work