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mk_03
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4750
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mk_03 : I thought my life was fucked. Apparently not (:

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Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67973) - you deserved it (6555)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

#227802
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18314) - you deserved it (44980)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by jacks_smirking_revenge (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (219053) - you deserved it (28169)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

#194901
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42476) - you deserved it (11000)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by bluedevil26 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

#185042
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59366) - you deserved it (15934)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64518) - you deserved it (16988)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

#107589
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64476) - you deserved it (2599)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16348) - you deserved it (109261)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48798) - you deserved it (9143)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5106) - you deserved it (33001)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11378) - you deserved it (26713)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46717) - you deserved it (11929)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15352) - you deserved it (66973)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (64400)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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