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by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/15/2013 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML
by MyUsernameIsBest / 11/12/2013 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Money
Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
by regretsteachinghighschool / 11/05/2013 at 8:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Sadness / 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML
by my gran is a cuntwaffle / 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm / United Kingdom / Love
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by mish / 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Herefordshire) / Love
Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML
by -_- / 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by msmidnight1965 / 09/22/2013 at 1:22pm / Canada / Kids
by me / 09/22/2013 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy