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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12120) - you deserved it (71832)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

#4945684
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (13842)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Found Out That The Horrific Smell Coming From Somewhere In My Kitchen Was A Rotting Dead Mouse In My Dishwasher!! I Have Been Eating Off Plates Washd In Dead-mouse Water 4 The Past Week!! FML

#4830976
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53100) - you deserved it (10062)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by hantavirus (woman) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself ( Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it! ) Excited, I jumped out of my bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

#4803979
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42155) - you deserved it (3969)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:47am - animals - by MrMagicMan000 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML

#4696975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58945) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

my boyfriend was fired . After breaking the news , he also broke up with me . Apparently , his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give mah boyfriend bonuses fir bringing me to company events and , occasionally , out on the boss's personal boat . Looks like I am no longer useful . FML

#4591074
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48492) - you deserved it (2805)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:43am - love - by TrophyGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, ma grlfriend named ma penis "little baby carrot." FML

#4572721
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59072) - you deserved it (10172)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60353) - you deserved it (4508)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Mah Sister An I Were Reading The New Fml Posts. I Sat Close To The Fan, An After A Few Minutes, I Leand Against It Fir Support. It Immediatly Suckd Up Mah Hair An Startd Violently Twisting It. My Sister Continud To Read An Shoutd At Me Because Mah Cries Fir Help R Distracting. FML

#4550726
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46071) - you deserved it (12685)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today , before I went to bed , I watched a terrifying movie with zombies . I woke up with a headache , a bloody nose , and mah mom standing over me frantically asking me wat was wrong . Apparently I had been "fighting the zombie off" in mah sleep and had been punching myself in the face . FML

#4501918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46432) - you deserved it (12250)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I found out that when u chase a couple of squirrels off your porch fir irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase u back. FML

#4397951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (13985)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I Ran Into My Naw Apartmant Naighbor !! Sha Said Sha Could Haar Ma And My Grlfriand Having Wild Sax Last Night !! Sha Told Ma Sha Had Always Wantad To Hava A Thraasoma !! My Naw Naighbor Is As Old As My Grandma, And Avan Rasamblas Har !! I Politaly Daclinad !! FML

#4384243
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49410) - you deserved it (5447)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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