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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2109
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

#12448497
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37246) - you deserved it (4408)

On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

#11857753
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21046) - you deserved it (47364)

On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19167) - you deserved it (28742)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

#11105800
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49055) - you deserved it (4374)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7337) - you deserved it (23865)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33804) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10625) - you deserved it (31845)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6086) - you deserved it (62214)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6086) - you deserved it (62214)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML

#8125796
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29406) - you deserved it (7423)

On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

#8021510
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39793) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

#7644201
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (34669)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (2469)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19161) - you deserved it (45902)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (5700)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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