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  • Number of visits : 463
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About ladybuglet : I am pretty much the most awesome person you are ever going to meet.

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Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I woke up to a stranger in ma bed. Just as ma parent responded to ma screaming I remembered tat I'd elped ma boyfriend sneak in troug ma window last nigt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (65080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying 4 her chemistry final. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States

today at the office my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times in a different format each time and every single time she replies with "Not in the requested format". She won't tell mehat the requested format is. FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 8:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML


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On 05/31/2013 at 12:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML


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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero fir suspected plagiarism . Everything I wrote was my own thought an analysis . My instructor basically think my paper is smarter than I am . He won't listen, evenhen I explain my thought processe throughout the piece . FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I usd a public bathroom. I hung mah purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door an steals mah purse. I got robbedhile taking a crap. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by xobeachbabi428ox - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

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