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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kenleybunch : I enjoy reading and dry humor or just humor in general. Some of my favorite things from those categories are:
30 rock
1984
Arrested Development
The Office
Pride and Prejudice
As I Lay Dying
Parks & Recreation
David Sedaris
Family Guy
American Dad
The Road
Atonement
South Park
Robot Chicken
Cloud Atlas

Recommend me a book! I'm currently working on the classics. Or, let's talk about the Office (aka the best show in the history of forever; I've seen it beginning to end 5 times as of Dec 2013). If you message me, JUST BE INTERESTING! Please! :P


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Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (2848)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (2848)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32843) - you deserved it (7721)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

#19701580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25955) - you deserved it (1655)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14881) - you deserved it (26311)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29408) - you deserved it (4711)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (2033)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (5010)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24358) - you deserved it (3635)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27291) - you deserved it (5168)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26163) - you deserved it (5456)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (2881)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26415) - you deserved it (9211)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9638) - you deserved it (42841)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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