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Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today... looool I walked in on mah boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458
100 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML

#18275537
144 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING HOME AND GOT A PHONE CALL FROM MAH MOM. SHE CALLD TO TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A COP AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR HILL, AND TO BE CAREFUL. I GOT A TICKET FOR TALKING ON MAH CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING. FML

#18269786
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On 11/17/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by tramplily - United States

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE SUDDENLY PULLS OUT AND SAYS , "PULL PENIS." SO I PULLD HIS PENIS AND HE FARTD. THEN HE STARTD DOING IT AGAIN. FML

#18260975
180 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kindly askd my crazy roommate to move out. She answerd by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drain in the apartment. FML

#18260182
101 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

TODAY, MAH MOM CALLD ME CRAZY AN TOLD ME SHE WANTD TO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL . SHE DID THIS AFTER REPEATEDLY HITTING ME WITH A SHOE . WHY? BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE . FAT FML

#18253944
158 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, LIKE EVERY DAY, I USED MY PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP. AS I REACHED FOR SOME TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MYSELF, MY SISTER POUNDED ON THE DOOR FOR ME TO HURRY UP. I YELLED "FINE," AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT, WIPED MYSELF WITH MY PHONE. FML

#18239656
301 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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