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by pitytitty / 01/09/2015 at 4:11am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Money
by dontgothere / 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by blackcat37 / 09/28/2013 at 6:53am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML
by amanderpthepanda / 07/03/2013 at 1:21pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
by Cracky / 11/27/2012 at 9:32am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 8:59am / United States / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I… Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat… Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on…