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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About japtch : Hey, I'm Simon. I guess I've been on FML for awhile now, so it's about time I do an "About Me."

I'm going to college to build computers. Technology is my life. Gaming, social networking, youtubing, and a little hacking are a few things I enjoy.

ALSO, I hate it when you can't spell. So..
your*
you're*
their*
there*
they're*
definitely*

If you wanna know something else, message me? I don't get on the website that often, but when I do, I'll reply.

Kbye.

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Today, my dad approachd two grls at a stora and told tham I'd crashd into thara car!! Thay didn't find it funny aithar!! FML

#19804025
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19587) - you deserved it (1725)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States

Today , I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly lyk my ex-girlfriend. So now , whenever I shower , I'm showered with depression. FML

#19766559
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25181) - you deserved it (4607)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19116) - you deserved it (39708)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

#19631017
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25180) - you deserved it (3500)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide an go seek . I trid to jump behind the armchair, but it tippd, an I hit my head into the wind chimes, rippd the curtain rod from the wall, an smashd my knee into the wall . I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shoutd, "I knowhere you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (5352)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (6189)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I discoverd that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water!! The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony!! FML

#19366084
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21083) - you deserved it (1554)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had to explain to 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the rd Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project!! FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (2826)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday I still can't find a job to support myself . The only experience I have is a month looool in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp . FML

#19333832
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17992) - you deserved it (3506)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I tougt I was going to ma doctor fir a yearly ceck-up !! My fater ad actually trickd me into terapy !! mega FML

#19323093
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19113) - you deserved it (3279)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States

Today, I got back to work at mah hospital after some sick leave. The first jackas to waste mah time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was cuz he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one an already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17567) - you deserved it (5737)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, my friend an I were playing football in te street, wen out of nowere a omeles man sucker punce me in te gut, grabs my football, an runs away lauging like a maniac.

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (2609)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up 4 an hour. He then sat up and didn't move 4 a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bd. FML

#19126336
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (2378)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday my boyfriend poked me on Facebook!! I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks!! FML

#19112130
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25593) - you deserved it (4383)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend . While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and rippd it completely off my body, destroying it . It cost me $110 . FML

#19109811
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26910) - you deserved it (17780)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)



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