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jadeluv

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jadeluv

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9544
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jadeluv : Dude, stop being a stalker and just message me already (:

Main reasons I'll give you a fuck (sounds so werid, haha), but like I was saying, main reasons: I think you have nice eyes, you have an animal in your profile picture, or you have a nice smile.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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jadeluv's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

#1336947
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17076) - you deserved it (54332)

On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

#1296374
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65214) - you deserved it (3587)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

#1259503
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74425) - you deserved it (8612)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by snotface (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

#1250715
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19374) - you deserved it (91332)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

#1250715
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19374) - you deserved it (91332)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML

#1222534
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (84366)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
662 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53700) - you deserved it (31052)

On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

#1080598
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31905) - you deserved it (112055)

On 04/18/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

#966989
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55662) - you deserved it (19384)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

#952639
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41229) - you deserved it (56434)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (94621)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

#758026
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83013) - you deserved it (5695)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

#748414
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20838) - you deserved it (117410)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

#618069
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37245) - you deserved it (131671)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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