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irgndsondepp

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2568
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About irgndsondepp : Studying physics in Germany, playing guitar and sucking at life!

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Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10639) - you deserved it (71333)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

#45177
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33894) - you deserved it (4540)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

#30294
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45480) - you deserved it (13431)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22098) - you deserved it (50202)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

#18109
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (4563)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25232) - you deserved it (4521)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

#13786
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34305) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (303238) - you deserved it (55237)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

#10643
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46127) - you deserved it (2231)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21908) - you deserved it (36312)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30155) - you deserved it (1565)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24053) - you deserved it (2612)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9979) - you deserved it (33014)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

#984
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24397) - you deserved it (4746)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

#717
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (2217)

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