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by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
by WaltTheFuckDad / 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Tag / 08/31/2013 at 12:30am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
by IronSkye / 08/29/2013 at 6:55am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Kids
by outthelabyrynth / 08/27/2013 at 10:46am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Animals
by Poly24 / 08/27/2013 at 6:32am / Kids
by cassidy_smith12 / 08/24/2013 at 10:55am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML
by Awkward / 08/22/2013 at 7:50pm / United States / Work
by Embarrassed / 08/22/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by baconbxtch / 08/21/2013 at 10:45pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML
by Jade / 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm / United States (California) / Animals
by twatstick / 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
by MissCharlotte / 08/21/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how… Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me.… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.…