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About irateyou : I don't like people. Especially cops. I will not pretend to like people.
What people take away from this world, animals give back.
The world really did end in 2012 and now we're just living in a suspended state of reality.
The vast majority of pit bulls are loving, amazing dogs. If you disagree or would like to discuss this, I would love to. If you would like to debate or argue about this, I would enjoy doing so with no regards to your feelings or reservations about debunking every single myth, with which your naïve mind has been brainwashed by a money-hungry media, by using facts and numbers.
I have synesthesia.
I like churros.
Oh, and screw my neighbors.

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Today,hile working , I thought , "I wish mah kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized , I'm that cat lady you read about . FML

#20532138
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32023) - you deserved it (12564)

On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I Met My Grlfriend's Parents For The Frst Time. As I Shook Her Father's Hand, He Squeezed With An Ungodly Amount Of Force, Leaned In With A Smile, And Murmured That My Balls Will Be The Next Thing He'll Crush If His Daughter Ever Complains About Me. FML

#20511181
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34131) - you deserved it (5293)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (6008)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

I took my new grlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffeehen my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself , she added , ( That one didn't pay his rent on time! ) Coffee came out of my grlfriend's nose. FML

#20484951
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32240) - you deserved it (4566) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

2day on my shift as a nurse, I askd a pregnant woman wat she would name her child. She said she saw the name ( Chlamydia ) on a billboard and decidd to name her daughter that, saying it was ( beautiful. ) I informd her that it was an STD, and she replid, ( Oh, well no one knows that! ) FML

#20482313
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38575) - you deserved it (2535)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

the police arrivd at door... telling me child had been caught vandalizing. A boyho lookd about 15 huggd me and said... "Hey... mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in life. FML

#20473479
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38175) - you deserved it (2404)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today, I Told Mah Girlfriend That Mah Identical Twin And I Are Not In Fact Related, That He's Adopted, And That The Only Reason We Look Exactly The Same Is Because We Eat And Drink The Same Things. She Actually Believed It. Mega FML

#20453003
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (8974)

On 01/11/2013 at 12:20am - misc - by datingablonde - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I noticed mah wife putted a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

#20405855
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26441) - you deserved it (3677)

On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

Today I was walking up some stairs an heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just mah thighs causing mah jeans to chafe. FML

#20016166
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16093) - you deserved it (9563)

On 08/12/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by FlorenceD - United States (Texas)

Today, mah parent informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out 4 his arrest. FML

#19982796
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25744) - you deserved it (3290)

On 07/25/2012 at 1:27am - misc - by strangebeans (woman) - United States

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I found out how my parants mat. Thay mat at a mantal hospital, whara thay wara both baing hospitalizad. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29682) - you deserved it (2420)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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