Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

hannah_banana606

Offline (the 08/10/2014 at 8:43pm) | Search for a member

hannah_banana606

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hannah_banana606 : Hai!

hannah_banana606's page activity

Visits<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 4:52am<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:26am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 7:35am

hannah_banana606's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of hannah_banana606's badges

hannah_banana606's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, I yelled at mah boyfriend's cat fir staring at me, then cried about it fir an hour!! Pregnancy life!! FML

#21056743
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (9373)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50711) - you deserved it (26330)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

2day mah dad decidd to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together causing mud to fly all over me!! This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wereing mahhite wedding dress just before getting marrid!! FML

#20989738
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55993) - you deserved it (3453)

On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41905) - you deserved it (6912)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up in mah hospital bd after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68113) - you deserved it (3711)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Taday I let my sister old my newborn daugter 4 te frst time. I eard er mutter under er breat... ( I could kill you so easily... ) FML

TODAY I WAS LEAVING THE GROCERY STORE WHEN AN OLD WOMAN STARTED YELLING AT ME FOR NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER. SHE ACCUSED ME OF BIENG "EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION". IT WAS AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. FML

#20937007
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45475) - you deserved it (3035)

On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I CALLED A TREE REMOVAL COMPANY TO HAVE MAH DISEASED ELM REMOVED. WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND IT STILL THERE. NOT AS SURPRISED AS MAH NEIGHBOR WAS TO DISCOVER THAT HIS TREE WAS MISSING, NOR AS SURPRISED AS HIS CHILDRENHEN THEY SAW THERE WAS NO MORE TREE-HOUSE. FML

#20790198
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53782) - you deserved it (4020)

On 07/18/2013 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I bought a textbook fir my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turnd out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printd, and stapld together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML

#20535847
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (2702)

On 03/08/2013 at 1:44pm - money - by defrauded (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21338) - you deserved it (29253)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (3585)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, my dad woke me up fir the second time to get me ready fir school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozd off an faceplantd my nightstand. FML

#15635738
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10814) - you deserved it (39804)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: