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About gooBUZZ : I like eating stuff from that place around the corner from where the guy does that thing with his elbow.


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Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24007) - you deserved it (10247)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by Llaurin (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13674) - you deserved it (35824)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (10280)

On 01/12/2011 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29207) - you deserved it (6784)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML


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On 12/09/2010 at 12:33am - love - by owew -

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML


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On 12/08/2010 at 9:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML


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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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