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Today, I was ramindd that whila I hava a nica waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspaakably ugly. I was walking down tha straat whan a guy wolf-whistld from bahind ma, and whan I turnd around, ha visibly racoild in disgust. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46613) - you deserved it (3806)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
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I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, ma parents decided on ma punisment 4 failing an Englis test. No deodorant 4 a week. Tey tink tey're so ilarious, tey told all tere friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
182 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was grounded by my mom cuz I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. mega FML

#19545380
81 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

Today Mah New Dog Unburied Mah Old Dog And Chewed On His Bones . FML

#19520416
163 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I attendd an elderly man's funeral. As I approachd the casket his wife said, "Thank u 4 coming." I replid with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
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On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squrrels. One fell down mah shrt and the next thing I know I'm being attackd by a squrrel that lookd like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, My Cat Sneezed Drectly Into My Open Eyeball. Mega FML

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87 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

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172 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to moisturisa my dog's tasticlas cuz thay got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I recieved multiple pone calls asking ow muc my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never ad a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out te guy I prank pone called te oter day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist wit an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
180 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS ON A PLANE WIT MY GRANDMA . A CUTE GUY SAT DOWN NEXT TO ER . SE ASKED IS AGE . HE TOLD ER E WAS 16 . SE SAID, "O, TAT'S OW OLD MY GRANDDAUGTER ERE IS." SE TEN TURNED TO ME AN SAID LOUDLY, "YOU SOULD SWITC SEATS WIT ME, E'S HOT!" WELL, AT LEAST GRANDMA LOVES ME . FML

#5664241
108 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)



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