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whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
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I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40763)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY I BROKE UP WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND, SAYING I HAD A LOT ON MAH PLATE. SHE RESPONDED BY THROWING AN EMPTY PLATE AT MAH WINDSHIELD. FML

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On 10/29/2012 at 1:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia



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