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fantita495
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1501
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (4266)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104523) - you deserved it (14020)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20114) - you deserved it (5069)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

#14162618
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33381) - you deserved it (3330)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
111 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
122 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
104 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

#13921347
144 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36084) - you deserved it (3809)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70747) - you deserved it (3925)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
146 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (7151)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
111 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

#13153122
72 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)



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