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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4519
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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fantita495's favorite FMLs

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28887) - you deserved it (4411)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28887) - you deserved it (4411)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30572) - you deserved it (7180)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30991) - you deserved it (4391)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36609) - you deserved it (3719)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36851) - you deserved it (6314)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

#6677904
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45894) - you deserved it (21890)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

#6596856
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (6124)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

#6580570
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (1997)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11822) - you deserved it (39332)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

#6298620
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40787) - you deserved it (2661)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

#6217069
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40219) - you deserved it (3924)

On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

#6028042
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46995) - you deserved it (2440)

On 10/27/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

#5971275
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32227) - you deserved it (6166)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML

#5888357
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (2254)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by NUsConstantine (man) - United States (Illinois)



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