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elibel

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2207
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About elibel : Freshman in college

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elibel's favorite FMLs

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (31312)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (4890)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (5665)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142421) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60017) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42957) - you deserved it (3292)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63590) - you deserved it (9890)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

#16092460
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19780) - you deserved it (66551)

On 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

#14764680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39109) - you deserved it (3275)

On 01/29/2011 at 9:20pm - misc - by copper - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33809) - you deserved it (7268)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

#14189329
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31984) - you deserved it (7796)

On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32458) - you deserved it (2767)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36944) - you deserved it (5437)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36656) - you deserved it (3099)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

#13192437
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16614) - you deserved it (40973)

On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)



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