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Today... I was browsing porn in my room... when my dad bargd in. I quickly switchd to another tab... only to see it was parkd on another porn page. I had another browser window open... so I switchd to that. More porn. My dad said... "Riiiggghhhttt... You ned help... son." FML

#20779957
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28039) - you deserved it (54978)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
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I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I introducd mah mother to mah new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that mah girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sexually excited tinking about wat kind of donuts I wanted to get in te morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS CAUGHT AND FIND FIR PICKING A LOCK. I HAVE OCD. I WAS PICKING THE PADLOCK ON A TOILET PAPER HOLDER IN A PUBLIC TOILET CUZ THE ROLL WAS THE WRONG WAY ROUND. FML

#17487298
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I got marrid. My sister an fater could not attend cuz tey already ad plans. My sister went to te mall wit er friends an ma dad went looool to a pool party. FML

#15949652
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On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to putted Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip there facial hair out. My partner forgot to putted it on mah eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

Today, I calld up Verizon Wreless to "complain" about my pone service. I really ad noting to complain about, I was just tat lonely tat I wantd someone to talk to. FML

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk . How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before looool I fell from the stairs . I was better off sleeping . FML

#12687982
105 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today I handd my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville fed my fish on Fishville and flip my burgers on Cafe World while I went on vacation 4 a week. big fat FML

#7122357
198 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , my daugter trew a can of airspray into looool te fireplace because se saw someone do it on YouTube . FML

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On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that the hereing in left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it fir 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited fir it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in ear. For 2 weeks. FML

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181 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

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456 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

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428 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)



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