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ealovan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2544
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ealovan : surreal artist located in des moines. any questions just ask.

ealovan's page activity

Visits<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 3:15am<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 9:58am<b>slappygecko</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:35pm<b>Zer0theHer0</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:38pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:44pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:56pm<b>erindgentry</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:35am<b>__justin98</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 9:56am<b>a816090</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 10:55am<b>mafdt</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 5:11pm<b>ohmyrosie</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 6:21pm<b>CreatingReality</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:50am<b>constipation</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:42am<b>william16</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:07am<b>rozalyn77</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:13pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Katluv4566</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:31pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:52am

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:44am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:15am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 3:25pm<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 8:08pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:16am<b>epicx22</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:56pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:17pm

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ealovan's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

by Forgetable / 04/21/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

by kingkarnie / 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

by wantontsu / 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm / Health

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

by Anonymous / 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

by Numnum / 11/29/2009 at 8:02am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Health

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

by stewhart / 10/24/2009 at 3:25am / United States (Alabama) / Kids

Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML

by notmarriedyet / 10/01/2009 at 9:28am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 06/19/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy