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by nraecher / 03/23/2013 at 12:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
by SmallAngel / 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by dca101 / 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
by :( / 03/19/2013 at 4:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 9:47am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
Today, I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML
by death bed / 02/13/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
by ugly / 06/11/2012 at 8:01am / Australia / Love
by liver / 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
by socal000 / 10/20/2011 at 8:04am / United States / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a… Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My… Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy.…