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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dc2fresh : My name is Darius ima junior high school.I play drums, piano and just started playing bass.i also make beats. 116☝☝👌👌.Anyways, hmu if u want.😎

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dc2fresh's favorite FMLs

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (5524)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (4096)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

#21367992
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (2789)

On 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36487) - you deserved it (4790)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35592) - you deserved it (9620)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (11776)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49358) - you deserved it (21305)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42339) - you deserved it (4735)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42305) - you deserved it (5023)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML

#771915
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242064) - you deserved it (24723)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244046) - you deserved it (82477)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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