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by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/19/2012 at 6:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by StungAlot / 06/19/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Stu / 06/19/2012 at 5:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm / United States / Health
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
by cheesfactor / 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm / Bulgaria (Ruse) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by colts609380 / 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Love
by Eragons_Mommy92 / 05/04/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Money
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
by booearns / 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
by fuckbucket14 / 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm / Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar) / Miscellaneous
by clitty clitty bang bang / 04/13/2012 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by toobad / 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…