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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2306
  • Number of comments : 515
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About coried91 : My name is Corie. I listen to metal. Death metal, black metal, thrash metal, etc. I have 5 tattoos with more on the waiting list. I'm married and have two boys. I have an obsession with video games and play a crap load of them. I like to ski, jog, and play soccer. I love cooking. I will be attending culinary school next year when I figure out which one to go to. Feel free to message me but if I don't respond quickly it's because I haven't been on the app. I don't have kik, twitter, facebook or any of that shit so please don't ask.

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (5808)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45533) - you deserved it (6081)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61408) - you deserved it (6542)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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