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  • Town/Country : Gainesville, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2898
  • Number of comments : 552
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About coried91 : My name is Corie. I want to be a chef or a makeup artist. I have a love for tattoos and piercings. My goal in life is to raise my kids to be who they want to be and not what society thinks they should be. I'm a vulgar person and really don't care if you don't like me. Live your life the way you want to live it and you'll always be happy even in shitty times. Don't be afraid to smile and stay out of other people's lives and beliefs. They don't need a second opinion unless they specifically ask for it. Message me if you want but I take a while to respond sometimes.

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

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