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  • Town/Country : Gainesville, Fl., USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1499
  • Number of comments : 487
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About coried91 : My name is Corie. I love all kinds of music. Metal and hard rock are what I listen to the most. If it tells a good story then I'll like it. I love tattoos and piercings. I have tattoos on my back, wrist, foot and ribs. I had my lip and tongue pierced but my lip got infected and my husband hated my tongue ring so I took it out. I love food. I love video games so much to the point my mom eventually put me in therapy when I lived at home. I love Fable, Halo, GTA V, COD, and much more. Ive recently become obsessed with skiing. I have 2 boys, a 2 year old and a 7 month old. I am married. Please don't send me hey or what's up in a message. I actually like to talk about things but you have to keep it interesting. I also DO NOT have a kik, facebook, Instagram, twitter or any of that kind of shit.

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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42913) - you deserved it (5851)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML


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