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About coried91 : My name is Corie. I listen to metal. Death metal, black metal, thrash metal, etc. I have 5 tattoos with more on the waiting list. I'm married and have two boys. I have an obsession with video games and play a crap load of them. I like to ski, jog, and play soccer. I love cooking. I will be attending culinary school next year when I figure out which one to go to. Feel free to message me but if I don't respond quickly it's because I haven't been on the app. I don't have kik, twitter, facebook or any of that shit so please don't ask.
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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015