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Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (4713)

On 03/19/2014 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43828) - you deserved it (4428)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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