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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29724) - you deserved it (15408)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm - animals - by sting - United States (California)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML


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On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. FML


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On 10/28/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by BurnedDown (woman) - United Kingdom (East Riding of Yorkshire)

Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 9:37pm - misc - by compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML


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On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML


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On 03/19/2014 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML


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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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